Waiting for the movie to start, we made our own previews.
“Damn it, I droped a dime.” I started lifting seats and looking around on the floor bent over. Mom would be pissed.
“Do you see any Cracker Jacks down there?” he said seriously.
I spun around looking down. “I dunno.” What a stupid question. Would he really eat off the floor?
Without warning, he shoved a popcorn kernel so far down my pants so that it stuck between my ass cheeks.
“I see a cracker, jack!”
I spun annoyed. “Hey!”
He almost fell over laughing.
Even though it bugged me, his laughter was contagious. I threw the popcorn back in his face.
He started chunking kernels at me. “Butt-kernel!”
We settled back into our seats out of breath.